While enjoying the great outdoors ( sometimes from the car) I noticed there were four main types of people.
The naturalist- These are your hard core outdoorsy types. They are dressed for the weather but prepared for anything. Their small, well worn backpack has only the essentials like a shovel and toilet paper for their off roading adventures. There are no need for tents (or apparently showers) for this group of hard core campers. Hair cuts and makeup are not necessary to blend in with this crew. They are one with nature and all the natural beauty she has to offer.
The McHiker- This group works hard for their money and can only enjoy the outdoors with the best equipment money can buy. They have all the best brands in hiking gear and it’s all brand new as evident from the creases in their Patagonia deluxe edition cargo pants. The backpack is the biggest Camel has to offer and it is full of everything Google recommended one should pack for a day on the trails. they make sure others see them eating their recycled trail mix and have poured their Smart Water into their environmentally friendly metal water bottle.
The Bargain Hiker- This group is ready to hit the trails but does not want to spend money to do it. Instead of buying a camping backpack, they have cleaned out one of their kids school backpacks ( Who cares if it has Sponge Bob on it?) and fills it with target brand snacks. Their hiking boots were found on a Kohl’s clearance sale and are quite certain they will be broken in by the end of the trip. Who needs hiking pants when Walmart sells such nice movable sweatpants? You will have a jacket on and all photos will be from the waste up so fashion is no issue for this economically friendly family. (In case you were wondering, I fall into this category.)
The Unprepared Hiker- This is the group that shows up in dresses and high heels. I’m not sure if this is a date gone wrong or someone just always wanting to look their best in case the paparazzi shows up. That “Duck Face in the Mountains” selfie on Instagram is an illusive find so I’m told. #heelstuckinthemud just might start trending if it happens to enough people.
No matter what group you find yourself in, the mountains truly a sight to behold. So go ahead and pack up your Under Armour, Faded Glory, or your Jimmy Choo’s and enjoy!